my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(via likestroutymouth)

This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers
THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS
THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING DIDN’T MAKE IT INTO THE AVENGERS
THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
#THE JOKE ISNT GONNA BECOME MAGICALLY FUNNIER BECAUSE IT WAS REPEATED AND BOLDED
The joke isn’t going to make it into the Avengers because it was repeated and bolded.
None of you are getting into the Avengers with that attitude!
These posts are why tumblr is not in the Avengers
THESE POSTS ARE WHY TUMBLR IS NOT IN THE AVENGERES
(Source: ceronprime, via joliscanon)
“He wanted to pour his entire being out in front of Elena, to give her everything that he was, or ever would be. And he knew this was the way she had felt, letting him drink her blood. That was the sacred bond they shared.”
(via stefan--and--elena)
